Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Horn-abüse

When there's an update on a Wednesday, it's going to be about a video game. That's the first rule of this new release format I just invented for the rebirth of the review blog.

I could not have cared less about this game during its production, despite being fans of the company that makes the game, the person who wrote the game, the person who voiced the lead character, and the subject matter. After realizing all of this and playing the demo, I kind of lost it and went nuts for this game.

Brütal Legend (Xbox 360/PlayStation 3) is the first game Tim Schafer has made in four years. Tim Schafer, other than being the founder of Double Fine Productions which has only released Psychonauts before Brütal Legend, is a former writer for LucasArts where he wrote the Monkey Island series, Day of the Tentacle, Full Throttle, and Grim Fandango. Well, damn. With a list of games to your credit like that, why not buy anything he even looks at? Because he only releases two or three games a decade, it seems. Brütal Legend, his pièce de résistance, features Jack Black, tons of heavy metal, Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Halford, Lita Ford, Lemmy Kilmister, and did I mention the metal?

The story of the game is thus: the roadie to end all roadies works for this really awful band with the guy who did Invader Zim's voice on guitar, gets killed on stage and bleeds into his belt buckle which proceeds to come to life, kill the band, and Eddie Riggs (the previously mentioned roadie) wakes up in a church where there are monks trying to kill him with swords. Then the gameplay starts, but not without already instilling a great sense of humor. You are in a world of myth and metal, and must defeat the local wildlife and hemophiliacs. There are demons who work for a guy named Doviculus, and then there are glam/hair metal guys with a heavy metal Stewie Griffin character named Lionwhyte, and then a bunch of goth kids, and then back to the demon guys. The thought of returning you, Eddie, back to your world is dashed with a single "Pbbbbt" about twenty minutes into the game. The rest is too good to give away.

The gameplay is a cross between God of War, Fable II, and Grand Theft Auto III. It's hacky slashy fun, with different abilities (ie axe, guitar) mapped to different buttons that works pretty well, and you fly around at high speeds and crash into things with little to no damage to your car, only this time there's something other than Chatterbox to listen to. This time there's tons and tons of metal. About half-way through the game, you're introduced to a new battle mode--the Stage Battle. The first time you play it, it's pretty cool and fairly innovative. The second time you think, "Alright, I totally got this." By the third, fourth, fifth ones--the ones that dominate the last third or so of the game--it starts getting tiresome, old, and is reminiscent to real-time strategy games that I haven't been able to get into since Age of Empires II. This Stage Battle mode is also the only multiplayer mode. This is a giant looming black mark over the game, but is playable regardless. The "extra stuff" of the game is all the collection, hide and seek side quests, and find-the-hidden-item crap that is common in sandbox games, but Brütal Legend does it in a less offensive way by making them fairly easy to find and adding actual fun gameplay for reward for finding them. They mostly consist of unleash the metal dragons and kill the metal creatures.

For someone like myself, who can remember when he heard his first Ozzy Osbourne song and remembers the swell of metal within his chest, this game is an absolute must play. Brütal Legend is a legitimate contender for game of the year, as far as I'm concerned. The only things that can realistically change that is Borderlands, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, and possibly The Sabateur, but to be honest, none of them have the appeal they once did to me, save for CoD4:2. If you're into action adventure games, Tim Schafer, or metal at all, you are a fool to not buy and play this game to completion. It's a comedy/metal adventure that you'll never forget.

-Evan "Dez" O'Connor

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